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What We Build. What It Costs. What You Get

Every engagement starts with clarity. Here is exactly what we offer and how we work.

We Do One Thing Well.

We build brand identities and web presences for small businesses and founders who are ready to stop looking like a side hustle and start showing up like the real thing. Every service we offer is built around one belief: clarity is the most powerful tool a business can have. When your brand is clear, everything else gets easier.

Brand Diagnosis

For businesses with an existing brand that is not delivering results.

Before you invest in a rebrand or a new website, you need to know exactly what is working and what is broken. The Brand Diagnosis provides a professional audit of your current identity with a scored evaluation and clear priority recommendations. No guesswork. No vague feedback. Just an honest, strategic assessment delivered in writing within three business days.

What you receive:

Written Brand Audit Report
Brand Score across five key dimensions
Priority Recommendations with specific next steps

Investment

$500

(Your $500 is fully credited toward any package below if you choose to move forward with us.)

Three Engagements. One Standard of Work.

Whether you are starting from scratch or ready for a complete brand and web overhaul, we have a clearly defined engagement for where you are right now. Every package is scoped, priced, and delivered with the same level of strategic thinking and craft.

The Startup

Brand Essentials

Starting at

$1500

For startups and new businesses that need a professional brand foundation fast.

What is included:

  • Logo design (2 concepts)
  • 2 revision rounds
  • Color palette
  • Typography selection
  • 1-page brand usage guide
  • All final file formats delivered

The Standard

Brand Foundation

Starting at

$3500

For growing businesses ready for a complete, professional brand identity system.

What is included:

  • Everything in Brand Essentials
  • Extended brand guidelines (8 to 12 pages)
  • Brand voice and tagline direction
  • Business card design
  • Social media profile headers for 2 platforms
  • Letterhead template

The Full Build

Brand and Web

Starting at

$6500

For businesses that need a complete brand identity and a website built as a professional business tool.

What is included:

  • Everything in Brand Foundation
  • Custom Digital Infrastructure (Webflow, Shopify, or WordPress)
  • Basic SEO setup
  • CRM and Automated Lead-Capture Integration
  • 30 days of post-launch technical support

The Turnaround Blueprint

Every engagement follows the same process to ensure results. Structured. Collaborative. Built around your business.

STEP 1: THE DIAGNOSIS

We start with a clear-headed analysis of your market and current position. Before we design anything, we align on strategy. We find the core truth of your business and define the path forward

STEP 2: THE IDENTITY

We forge the visual and verbal tools for your brand. This phase justifies your value and commands respect from your customers. We build the assets that bridge the gap between where you are and where you need to be.

STEP 3: THE RELAUNCH

We execute the transition and hand off all final assets. We do not disappear after delivery. Every engagement includes thirty days of post-launch support to ensure your relaunch is seamless and your systems are operational.

Not Sure Which Package Is Right for You?

Start with the Brand Diagnosis.

For $500 you will know exactly where your brand stands, what needs fixing, and which engagement makes the most sense for where you are right now. That $500 is credited toward whichever package you choose.

If you would rather just have a conversation first, that is fine too. Book a free 20-minute call and we will point you in the right direction.

What Clients Say

Grumpy Dzynrz has not just delivered fantastic branding elements for the brand, but my online presence now has character and attention grabbing attributes. I had changed my company logo 2 times before being referred to Grumpy Dzynrz and this is the design I have been looking for.

Femi Johnson -Producer

I worked with Grumpy Dzynrz on my brand identity. Despite my multiple rounds of edits, they remained patient, professional, and responsive. They brought everything together cleanly and delivered a result that perfectly captured my vision. I'd definitely recommend them for anyone who wants solid, hands-on creative work with great client handling.

Aiwa Alex-Ohunyon -Lead Consultant

I love how my website turned out! They are very knowledgeable, professional, completed the work on schedule and were insightful. I will be using their services again.

Cryssii s -CEO

Ready to Build a Brand That Works as Hard as You Do?

Every engagement starts with a conversation. Tell us where you are and we will tell you honestly whether and how we can help.

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